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June 14 2017

andfollowyourarrow:

cobaltdays:

cobaltdays:

[Scene: Me, passed out on an operating table. A Doctor and Nurse stand beside me]

Doctor: Nurse Bussy, we need two gallons of cum stat, or this boy will die!

Nurse: Doctor masc4masc, we ran out yesterday…

Doctor: Sweet Lorde, if that’s the case, then there is only one thing we can do now.

Nurse: You don’t mean…?

Doctor: Yes, code bukkake is our last and only hope.

Nurse: *soft gasp*

Doctor: *Unbuckling his belt* We must act quick, Nurse Bussy. Gather every person with a penis in this building and have them cum here ASAP!

Nurse: Yessir, I’m on it! *Runs out of the room*

Doctor: *Cranking his meat* I promise you, boy, you will not die under my-UGHNFG FUCKFKCUCK NGHUGH *Cums into an IV bag* You will not die under my watch!

Me leaving the hospital after a successful life-saving cum transfusion:

What evil have I done to deserve this on my dash?

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brood-mother:

welcome to die

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run2damoon:

Pikachu - Ryu Endo

multiplegenredisorder:

When you’ve been suspicious all night and then he makes a MeanGirls reference.

June 13 2017

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theletterblue:

bae–electronica:

baegod:

“I was serious, but I was also on drugs.” describes like the past five years of my life

lmfaooo

LOL same

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

audreycritter:

deadpoolic:

It’s not easy being John.

BUT BATMAN HANGS IT UP asdjklfgh

He doesn’t disagree with the sign

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sailorcorgimoon:

misshotaru:

Artist:  torisipes on redbubble

And: 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These are lovely!!!! 

<reminder it’s polite to ask an artist before you use their work for a tattoo>

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lesbianrey:

we need to step up our pence hate i don’t want that motherfucker thinking he’s getting away with anything

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freewillandphysics:

stonebutchgender:

digoxin-purpurea:

foxnewsfuckfest:

brainstatic:

brainstatic:

brainstatic:

The play was Julius Caesar. By Shakespeare.

Delta believes firmly in the annexarion of Gaul and stands with the Julii. 

Fine, so perhaps this adaption might have chosen some modern iconography. But it’s still a play about how stable governments fall apart very easily. Also it’s Trump so who gives a shit. 

Oh cool, we’re normalizing censorship now. Great.

IT IS JULIUS FUCKING CAESAR. IT HAS BEEN ADAPTED FOR USE AS POLITICAL COMMENTARY EVERY GODDAMN TIME IT’S BEEN GODDAMN ADAPTED. THIS IS NOT NEW.

Considering Fox News didn’t say SHIT about people LITERALLY hanging and burning Obama in effigy they need to shut the fuck up about this. Also, it’s a fucking play adapted happens all the fucking time. Grow the hell up.

There have been depictions of Obama as Caesar, and not only did conservatives not care, they found it “riveting”.

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/shakesblog/obamas-ides-of-march/

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riccaby:

alphahoennomega:

klubbhead:

electricbreeze:

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

which yard is back in town?

unclefather:

honestly, i hate math and i will not do it. if someone asks me to do math i will pretend like i did not hear them and i will leave. 

chandra-pyromaster:

nanianela:

stanley pines would 100% leave his brass knuckles in the freezer to get nice and frosty just so he could say he knocked someone out cold

Cracking open some boys with a cold one

rudelyfe:

lotusxyz:

rudelyfe:

Reblog so you make enough money to cover your bills .

#luckymoney

And more more money left to save and spare🙏🏾🤑🤑🤑🤑

Amen

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thebibliosphere:

psy-kylo-gy:

tami-taylors-hair:

I wish Carrie was still here, so we could tweet this to her.

LAWD GEEZUS!!!! 😂

She knows, she’s been looking down all these months with her middle finger permanently extended.

nilvoid:

ryangoslingofficial:

Gamergate was funny because they all wrote posts like they were in a trench giving a prebattle speech

tallerantleft:

the purge except it’s 24 hours where retail workers can talk back to customers and managers

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